I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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