spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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