Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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