CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
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