margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
Girls should come with a carfax report
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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