this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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