those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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