PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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