Me too!
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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