Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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