I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
be right there i have to get my cape
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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