if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize