you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
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