Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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