Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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