so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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