did you get engaged???
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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