garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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