haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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