Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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