Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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