he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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