Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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