Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Randomize
