the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Found your dick twin last night
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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