They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize