He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
Randomize
