Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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