Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
whose parrot is this?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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