but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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