Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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