it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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