Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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