I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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