everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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