She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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