You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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