you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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