I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
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