should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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