he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
No I am not eating basil off your cock
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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