i just had sex bonerless
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
