I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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