are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
