Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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