i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
try to milk me bitch
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