so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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