Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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