That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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