the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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