They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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