Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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