he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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