wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
