What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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