I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
