nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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